When laser printers first came out, many people began turning out memos that used as many font faces and sizes as possible. These garish "ransome notes" obscured the message they were trying to communicate. Let's hope history doesn't repeat itself now that it's drop-dead simple to create 3D headlines like these:


Here, try it yourself:
The complete package, which also does 3d objects, buttons, and vector graphics, costs $45. Here's more information.
Advice to would-be designers: Don't put too much chrome on the car.