How Berkeley Can You Be Parade
September 28, 2003

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The lobsers on the lead car rose up to sing arias; the fish on the side flapped to the beat.

Pink man!

I walked with the Berkeley Path Wanderers Association.

The Friends of Five Creeks


Just when you think you've seen it all -- Guys playing flutes with baskets over their heads.


Sometimes tough to tell the spectators from the marchers.

I took us one hour to walk the length of the parade.

Things are not always as they appear. The group above, "Young Republicans Against the Environment," are poseurs, acting as if they are the conservative right. They are handing out leaflets.

The Earth Is Our Responsibility

Did you know...

That the ocean covers three-fourths of the plant? Newsflash: We're in the middle of an economic crisis. By simply lowering the water level by several thousand feet, we can create millions of entrepreneurial business opportunities. Let's drain the fucker.

That the rainforest is home to innumerous evil dangers, including pirannas? Also, non-American inferiors have made thier homes in these communist holds. Currently,we are liberating this evil, God-forsaken wasterland, but we must redouble our efforts.

That the ozone later surrounds the entire planet? Not only is ths a threat to national security, but it causes air friction, inhibiting the movement of aircraft in our attempt to defend our homeland from the axis of evil. We have a ten-year plan to fully remove this blight from our society. But we need more help.

Here's What You Can Do To Help:

Pour the oil from your car down the stormdrain, don't recycle, leave the water running, butally murder puppies, burn your old tires, and re-elect President Bush.

As the parade neared the final bend, the ersatz Republicans joined the Howard Dean contingent to protest Dean's pro-environment stand.

Yours truly, reflected in a shop window.


Chubby people proscelitizing Bikram Yoga.

Rebecca Caldwell & Carthedral"

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