Steven Wright on timely subjects:
Ever notice how irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it...
Four years ago..............no, it was yesterday.
I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said "the whole time".
"I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time."
Escape from Academe
I was a student in the first class taught by John Kotter at Harvard Business School, "Self Assessment and Career Development." Later I became one of the guinea pigs in his "landmark twenty-year study of 115 members of the Harvard Business School's Class of 1974," the basis of his book, The New Rules.
New Rule #4: The greatest opportunities have shifted away from professional management in manufacturing to consulting and other service industries;
New Rule #7: Success requires high personal standards and a strong desire to win.
The problem we face is this: if we're good at anything, we keep doing it. The forces of nature that keep us doing certain things are strong, just as the movement from the past that keeps us moving in the same direction is strong. We need to change, to take a step back and look at our situations, to have a new perspective and the courage to break out and move on to the next phase when it's right.
It sounds mundane, but in reality, it's tough. People think they're locked into the career path they're on and it's not obvious to them how to get off and on to something else. Or maybe they don't know how to move on without taking a hit in income. So, we try to deal by lying to ourselves. We say "I love what I'm doing." When really, we don't. The problem with this is that it's toxic-it's not healthy to lie. And eventually, it will hit you that it's a lie.
So we find ourselves in a golden cage, or on a treadmill (it's a nice treadmill, one that serves us caviar!)... but our spirit dies over time.
The challenge is to figure out: "What's the point?" How do we get out and figure out what is the right next thing to do? And how to get to it? When you can do this, you will end up unbelievably energized. You'll look back and say, "How did I do it before? How did I get out of bed before?" And you will achieve more, for yourself, your family, and your company. You will feel vibrant and alive in doing it.
Now I'm questioning, "What's next?"
The problem we face is this: if we're good at anything, we keep doing it. The forces of nature that keep us doing certain things are strong, just as the movement from the past that keeps us moving in the same direction is strong. We need to change, to take a step back and look at our situations, to have a new perspective and the courage to break out and move on to the next phase when it's right.
It sounds mundane, but in reality, it's tough. People think they're locked into the career path they're on and it's not obvious to them how to get off and on to something else. Or maybe they don't know how to move on without taking a hit in income. So, we try to deal by lying to ourselves. We say "I love what I'm doing." When really, we don't. The problem with this is that it's toxic-it's not healthy to lie. And eventually, it will hit you that it's a lie.
So we find ourselves in a golden cage, or on a treadmill (it's a nice treadmill, one that serves us caviar!)... but our spirit dies over time.
The challenge is to figure out: "What's the point?" How do we get out and figure out what is the right next thing to do? And how to get to it? When you can do this, you will end up unbelievably energized. You'll look back and say, "How did I do it before? How did I get out of bed before?" And you will achieve more, for yourself, your family, and your company. You will feel vibrant and alive in doing it.
Mind you, John's specialties are dealng with change and matching people to fulfilling work. He looked in the mirror and took his own advice.
I decided that I don't want to be a Harvard professor. I don't want to go to curriculum meetings, I don't want to read dissertations by people we are thinking of hiring, I don't want to walk down the hall to MBA classes at 8:00 in the morning with bright, but paranoid, sharks as students.
I've done it all. And I loved it. But I'm not going to do it anymore. I'm done.
I was the youngest full professor in my arena. As of July 1, I was the youngest full professor to retire. I will always be Professor Kotter... that's how it works... but as of now, I'm officially retired.
The Semantic Web: It's Whom You Know
Andy Oram, O'Reiley Network 04/19/2002
"Syntax" explained nitpicking stuff like why one should properly say "it's whom you know" instead of "it's who you know." In contrast, "semantics" applied to more interesting issues such as the presence of different verbs in Romance languages for knowing information and knowing people, so that the quip "it's not what you know but whom you know" would be not so notable in one of those languages.
What would the Semantic Web really entail to be successful? It would consist of reducing semantics to syntax. The complexities of whatever or whomever you want to know would become formalized in tags. The most subtle areas of knowledge would become subject to the syntactic experience of parsing and tree structure.
n short, I think semantic tagging and Web services are useful for certain business applications and other areas where interactions can be formalized, but they aren't going to create a completely new way of using digital information.
The Next Step Toward a Semantic Web?
While considering the successes and failures of a technology, it often helps to step back and look at how individuals solve information problems on their own, informally and with minimal technological support.
When I want to educate myself regarding a topic, my first step is to find a place where interested people congregate (it could be a mailing list, if I am doing my research in virtual mode) or a collection of useful documents. When I find people who impress me with their insights or who simply intrigue me with their points of view, I spend more time reading what they have to say and ask them for pointers to new material.
This technique uses affinity between individuals, as collaborative filtering does, but the individuals are actively seeking affinity rather than passively waiting for it to emerge from a collaborative filtering system.
The Semantic Web assumes that communication is logical and can be categorized. Truth be told, lots of the world defies logic. Dialog is the human equivalent of spaghetti code. Except in rigidly defined domains (e.g. business transactions), the Semantic Web will be one of many tools of understanding. It's not about to take human-to-human interaction out of the picture. Read my links.
Used books
Every year at this time, the Albany (California) Public LIbrary holds a user book sale. This year's event, at least the first of two days, was no where near a rich as years past. Nonetheless, I picked up the following tomes for a grand total of $4:
I should know better than to try to read technical documents early on a Saturday morning. I know this stuff will become important but Heavens-to-Betsy it's obscure:
Web Service Description Requirements
Books, books, books.
Today I wandered through Black Oak Books while waiting for a prescription to be filled at the pharmacy at the other end of the block. (Black Oak actually inhabits the space vacated by the pharmacy when they moved into the former quarters of a Lucky Supermarket that could no longer hack it in the Gourmet Ghetto.)
I love browsing bookstores. The titles spark associations in my mind. Just running my eyes over the spines of book shifts the cerebral machinery into high gear. Among the books at Black Oak I'd read if time permitted:
I'm about halfway thourgh Wanderlust: A History of Walking, by Rebecca Solnit. Jean-Jacques Rousseau and Soren Kierkegaard did almost all of their thinking on foot. Pilgrimages, whose walkers make it hard, and Wordsworth, who lived for this then-peasant activity. I'm currently reading of moutaineers, the founding of the Sierra Club, hiking, and long-distance walks. This is a fun read.
I'm also at the midpoint of Small Pieces Loosely Joined: A Unified Theory of the Web by David Weinberger. If you're not a web person, this is an important book. I've been reading Weinberger's stuff for several years so this is old ground. He's a very entertaining writer, nonetheless, so I'll make it through this one.
I found Linda and Richard Eyre's Teach Your Children Values for fifty cents. Since I'm such a fan of Richard's Spiritual Serendipity, I had to give it a shot. I've just started.
Just in time strategy for a turbulent world
Lowell L. Bryan
The McKinsey Quarterly, 2002 Number 2 Risk and resilience
"Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
Such traditional strategy formulation often pays lip service to the perspectives of the capital markets, to changing industry structures, and to the forces at work in the environment. But in reality, a "visionary" corporate strategy is often an internally driven reflection of what the company wants the world to look like.
But suppose we no longer believe that the future is foreseeable. What if defining and achieving an enduring competitive advantage is really just a conceit that must be abandoned? What if the outstanding fact of business, as John Maynard Keynes once described it, is the "extreme precariousness of the basis of knowledge"? What if it is no longer possible to block out the "noise" of the world’s messy reality in order to rationalize a plan to achieve predetermined outcomes?
Although the world is increasingly complex, confusing, and uncertain, serendipity doesn’t have to be more important than skill in the crafting and implementing of corporate strategy. Traditional deterministic approaches to strategy aren’t likely to be up to the task of helping companies negotiate these dangerous waters, but executives need not put the fate of their businesses entirely in the hands of chance. As the global environment continually changes and risk levels rise, a portfolio-of-initiatives approach holds out the opportunity for corporations to be as flexible and adaptive as the markets themselves.

I'm too cynical. It's easy to be that way. In today's email:
I thank you beforehand and i hope to hear from you very soon.
Dear ______________,
What sort of help do you want? Be specific.
jay
'A New Kind of Science': You Know That Space-Time Thing? Never Mind
Sunday NY Times Book Review
By GEORGE JOHNSON
From the very beginning of this meticulously constructed
manifesto, the reader is presented with a stunning proposal: all
the science we know will be demolished and reassembled. An
ancient error will be corrected, one so profoundly misguided
that it has led science down the wrong avenue, until it is
approaching a cul-de-sac. The mistake (as everyone who hated
calculus will be happy to hear) is trying to capture the
richness of the universe with mathematical equations --
Newton's, Maxwell's, Einstein's. All are based on an abstract,
perhaps dubious idea -- that time and space form a seamless
continuum. Whether dealing with an inch or a second, you can
chop it in half and the half in half, ad infinitum. Thus things
can be described with unlimited, infinitesimal precision.
Wolfram contends that this, the common wisdom, gets things
upside down: the algorithm is the pure, elemental expression of
nature; the equation is an artifice. That is because the
continuum is a fiction. Time doesn't flow, it ticks. Space is
not a surface but a grid. A world like this is best described
not by equations but by simple step-by-step procedures. By
computer programs.